Two ladies and a cat, Friday night, New York City
Firstly, some caveats: we were kindly gifted these ingredients by Molly’s mom as a lure to the Upper West Side, and on our end, the project was a return to last summer’s eating habits - ones that seem foreign to us now.
Preface: silken tofu would make a great material for breast implants.
Note the rule of thirds in this classical composition. Should we have photoshopped in a skull memento mori? A glistening bunch of grapes? A lamb shank? A strangely small baby?
I like my women the way I like my pudding: whipped.
This is a combination of ingredients and processes no grown man should ever indulge in.
It’s like all vegan stuff: not that good, but three bites in and you’re hooked.
“Chick food.” - Dad
…or CHIC FOOD???????
